Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Chicken Little - The Boy who cried Wolf and EXTREME STUPIDITY



We all were read the story of chicken little at bedtime - but should you not know who this is.

The fable is known by the name Chicken Little (USA), and by the phrase The sky is falling that occurs there. It is an old cumulative tale about a chicken (or a hare in an early version) who believes the world is coming to an end. The phrase "The sky is falling" has passed into the English language as a common idiom indicating a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.

The following video is the insane rantings of a modern day chicken little.




As you heard, crazy believes that, because we have overturned DADT and gay marriage is an inevitability, that god is retaliating.

How is he retaliating? He is killing his creations that have nothing to do with the decision that the nation made. Crazy says that when the creator of nature talk to us, we don't always understand the language he is using. It is bad enough that you are hearing voices, but if your own voices don't like you enough to talk to you in your native language. Perhaps dead birds aren't your biggest concern. I think it's medication time, who needs a pretty pink pill?

She is drawing the cause and effect idea, that birds and fish are dying because as a nation we have made decisions that are against the bible.

She informs us that because we have violated Romans 1, god is killing birds and fish. I gotta say for a parlor trick, this is really lacking creativity. Last time we had floods, fire, people living in a whale (large fish) and a gi-normous boat filled with 2 of everything and pillars of salt. This one is really lackluster. Someone needs to get more fiber.

If retribution were to be paid for failing to follow the bible, here are but a few, that are clearly better examples and worthy of a video.

Where is/was the retribution for over-turning slavery
(Deuteronomy 15:12-15; Ephesians 6:9; Colossians 4:1),

Where is/was the retribution for allowing her to mingle with regular folks while on her period (Leviticus 15:19-30,Leviticus 20:18,Ezekiel 18:5-6)

Where is/was the retribution for eating Lobster, Crab, Mussels, Octopus, Shrimp, Squid etc.
(Leviticus 11 9-12)

Where is/was the retribution for eating pork. (Leviticus 11 verse 7) (BACON... I LOVE BACON)

Failing to make all 10 commandments laws. We only have 2 1/2 commandments as laws.

1. Thou shalt not kill
2. Thou shalt not steal
3 Thou shalt not bare false witness ( 1/2 of a law - you can tell all the lies you want in private, but perjury is illegal)

All of these are examples of how we have grown-up as a nation and defied the Bible.

Another bedtime story was The Boy who cried - Just in case you are unaware of the story

The Boy Who Cried Wolf, is a fable attributed to Aesop.The protagonist of the fable is a bored shepherd boy who entertained himself by tricking nearby villagers into thinking a wolf is attacking his flock of sheep. When they came to his rescue, they found that the alarms were false and that they had wasted their time. When the boy was actually confronted by a wolf, the villagers did not believe his cries for help and the wolf ate the flock (and in some versions the boy).

Every time we have a natural disaster, a storm or even snow**, or war breaks out, some pastor, religious zealot, or crazy goes on TV, Internet or Radio and declares it a sign of the 2ND coming of Christ.

** Dec 28th 2010 Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in todays broadcast of his 700 Club program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast “to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay.”

Crazies have been claiming "signs" of his return since he supposedly disappeared. How many times have religious leaders claimed the end is near, claimed the devil's face in the smoke?

Yet, we are still here.

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