Monday, October 05, 2009

Shroud of Turin - is proven a FAKE



Is the Shroud of Turin really the burial cloth of Jesus Christ? Did he leave it behind when he took out his communicator and said, "Beam me up Dad"? Did the transporter energy imprint his body image onto the cloth? Or like hundreds of other religious relics, is it just a medieval fake, designed to fool the gullible and superstitious followers right out of their hard earned money?

Why won't the Pope who has possession of the shroud say it's the real deal? He has a hot line to its alleged owner on matters such as evolution, the Big Bang, abortion and condom use, so why so non-committal on the matter of the shroud's authenticity?

Well science has gone and done it again.....

ROME (Reuters) – An Italian scientist says he has reproduced the Shroud of Turin, a feat that he says proves definitively that the linen some Christians revere as Jesus Christ's burial cloth is a medieval fake.

The shroud, measuring 14 feet, 4 inches by 3 feet, 7 inches bears the image, eerily reversed like a photographic negative, of a crucified man some believers say is Christ. ( OMG!! I so just learned that Jesus was 14 feet tall, how odd!)

"We have shown that is possible to reproduce something which has the same characteristics as the Shroud," Luigi Garlaschelli, who is due to illustrate the results at a conference on the para-normal this weekend in northern Italy, said on Monday.

A professor of organic chemistry at the University of Pavia, Garlaschelli made available to Reuters the paper he will deliver and the accompanying comparative photographs.

The Shroud of Turin shows the back and front of a bearded man with long hair, his arms crossed on his chest, while the entire cloth is marked by what appears to be rivulets of blood from wounds in the wrists, feet and side.

Carbon dating tests by laboratories in Oxford, Zurich and Tucson, Arizona in 1988 caused a sensation by dating it from between 1260 and 1390. Sceptics said it was a hoax, possibly made to attract the profitable medieval pilgrimage business.

But scientists have thus far been at a loss to explain how the image was left on the cloth.

Garlaschelli reproduced the full-sized shroud using materials and techniques that were available in the middle ages.

They placed a linen sheet flat over a volunteer and then rubbed it with a pigment containing traces of acid. A mask was used for the face.

PIGMENT, BLOODSTAINS AND SCORCHES

The pigment was then artificially aged by heating the cloth in an oven and washing it, a process which removed it from the surface but left a fuzzy, half-tone image similar to that on the Shroud. He believes the pigment on the original Shroud faded naturally over the centuries.

They then added blood stains, burn holes, scorches and water stains to achieve the final effect.

The Catholic Church does not claim the Shroud is authentic nor that it is a matter of faith, but says it should be a powerful reminder of Christ's passion.

(This would indicate that the Church has always known it to be a fake, yet every few years they manange to produce it and parade it around. Donations significantly increase wherever/whenever it is on display.)

One of Christianity's most disputed relics, it is locked away at Turin Cathedral in Italy and rarely exhibited. It was last on display in 2000 and is due to be shown again next year.

Garlaschelli expects people to contest his findings.

"If they don't want to believe carbon dating done by some of the world's best laboratories they certainly won't believe me," he said.

The accuracy of the 1988 tests was challenged by some hard-core believers who said restorations of the Shroud in past centuries had contaminated the results.

The history of the Shroud is long and controversial.

After surfacing in the Middle East and France, it was brought by Italy's former royal family, the Savoys, to their seat in Turin in 1578. In 1983 ex-King Umberto II bequeathed it to the late Pope John Paul.

The Shroud narrowly escaped destruction in 1997 when a fire ravaged the Guarini Chapel of the Turin cathedral where it is held. The cloth was saved by a fireman who risked his life.

Garlaschelli received funding for his work by an Italian association of atheists and agnostics but said it had no effect on his results.

"Money has no odor," he said. "This was done scientifically. If the Church wants to fund me in the future, here I am."

Friday, July 24, 2009

The Magic of "SORRY"



Is "SORRY" the universe' emotional SHAM-WOW? Does it really have the ability to absorb 20 times it's weight in emotional waste?

Why do people believe the uttering "SORRY" is like some magic eraser, that erases what just happened and all is better. "Well I said I was sorry, what more do you want me to say."

How did this two syllable word get all this power?
When did it become a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser?

Let's take a look at the definition...
sor⋅ry  /ˈsɒri, ˈsɔri/
–adjective, -ri⋅er, -ri⋅est.
1. feeling regret, compunction, sympathy, pity, etc.:

Okay.. so now lets apply this definition to an example.

EXAMPLE..

Lucy has just spilled a 2 liter bottle of PEPSI on my carpet.. and says SORRY.
Has saying sorry changed anything? Did the PEPSI suddenly get erased right out of my carpet..NO

The definition says that she feels regret for spilling it...or has sympathy or pity. Well great, but can someone please help me understand how her regret/sympathy/pity helps my carpet.

So in this example what did saying "SORRY" accomplish......Not Much. It didn't clean up the mess or prevent a stain, the only thing that "sorry" accomplished was making Lucy feel better about being an a klutz.

So "sorry" isn't said aloud to make the other person feel better about what happened, it is uttered to somehow absolve the user of any wrong doing. Since the feelings of regret/sympathy/pity are personal, how is the other person helped by you saying "sorry"

It seems to be used like a religious or superstitious counter curse, like knocking on wood or saying 10 Our Fathers. The ultimate protection spell, by saying "sorry" after every idiotic thing we do, we have somehow protected ourselves from moral bankruptcy.

After an argument we say I'm Sorry... the I'm makes it all about you and not the person you injured, and "sorry" = regret. Do you really regret that things you said during an argument. Why say them if you didn't mean them, weren't you really thinking them anyway, and the anger help you express your real feelings.

I think that it is one of the most over used words in the English language, right up there with LOVE. We love pizza, We love ice cream, we love bondage etc.. We say "sorry" after cutting someone off, bumping into to someone and after we have called our friend a bitch..."sorry" and for all the "sorry" we say what does it really accomplish?

So instead of standing over the spilt PEPSI saying sorry, trying uttering oh shit and getting a fucking towel and help clean it up...Actions speak louder than words.

Monday, May 25, 2009

OMG!... It's Kevin Aviance



Okay... if you don't know who this is FUCKING GOOGLE HIM.. RIGHT NOW BITCHES!!!!!

While at work on Friday I got a call from my friend Regina and said she was coming into town from San Francisco, very last minute. Whenever she visits, it is usually very low key, maybe a movie, dinner and just generally catching up. We made plans to go to dinner at Headhunters and go dancing at FACES.

Let me preface this by saying, I hadn't been to FACES in about 6 months and clearly didn't know who was on the marquee.

Dinner was great, food was excellent, music was great ( until the live singer started). Anygay, were just chillin, kiki-ing over this queen or that "butch" lesbian and then the "live" entertainment started....YAWN...time to go.. I mean really, I hate to sound like Simon.. but it was dreadful..

We cross the street and enter FACES and since we had dinner at Headhunters, there was no cover (thank you Terry) We headed to the back bar, where the stage is and order a drink found a table..... etc

Videos were loudly banging out wicked remixes of all the hottest shit.... and at first, it was just the "regulars" and then around 11:00 it started to fill up, and we danced and then it got very quiet.

I took my seat and the video screen was reading "EXTRAVAGANZA"... This should have been my first clue.. and then a queen appeared Yelling EXTRAVAGANZA..

The crowd was a very "mixed" group.. so it was still quiet and then he said coming to the stage .. KEVIN AVIANCE...

I swear to you that you could hear a pin drop, when I screamed like a school girl... OH MY GOD...IT'S KEVIN AVIANCE..

He came floating down the stairs.. and took to the stage.... the look flawless.. it was a black and gold shrug, with a large veil attached that was draped ever so over his head, casting shadows.... with a leather, barely there one piece, with no back, no chest, no ass, and all the right spots filled out... he in in amazing shape...

The light hit him and he drops the veil.. .and gives us FACE.....FACE....FACE....BEAUTIFUL FACE...

He pulls the microphone to his lips... and tells us that if we do not know who is.. GOOGLE HIM... and then his HIT.. BODY ROCK STARTS.. and he turns it out... he is singing live.. and working it... giving us, very Naomi Campbell RUNWAY...

HE then flows effortlessly in to his older hit.. GIVE IT UP....and when he finished he starts talking about something.. but i can't hear it.. and then a beat starts and I loose my fucking mind.. and then all i can hear is... FEELING..... LIKE A DAISY...FEELING LIKE A ROSE.... wait for it... FEELING LIKE AN OORRCHID.. All i can do it scream CUNTY...CUNTY...CUNTY.... it's so good!!!

Then he brought the house down a level, and shared the story of his bashing, and how he TRIUMPHED... and then SERVES US A HOT PLATE OF.....DIN DIN DA.. finally the crowd gives over and gives him his propers....and well deserved I might add...

I can see him leaving the stage.. I realise I can't let this opportunity pass me by.. I rush to the right side of the room and wait near the stairs.. as he is led by a security toward the stairs, I reach out and take him arm, and tell him THANK YOU.. that I LOVE HIM.... THAT I LOVE HIM ON THE PODCAST... He leaned in kissed my check and said thank you....I DIED.... It was only maybe 5 seconds.. but it seemed like time stood still. I only wish there had been time for a picture, but who wants to be remembered for acting like a stalker..

A HUGE THANK YOU TO KEVIN AVIANCE.. for being a warm compassionate person, and for putting on a SPECTACULAR SHOW.... YOU GO MISS THING!!!